Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1

Ever since Twilight came out, girls all ages have orgasm every time they see Taylor Lautner without a shirt. Ok, maybe some guys also...Now, i have only seen the first Twilight movie. So why watch the 4th part 1 now, when i havent seen what happend in New Moon and Eclipse? Because i got a free ticket to this movie, so i thought, why not? So what happends this time around in the world of Twilight?

1. Bella and Edward gets married
2. Bella and Edward have sex
3. Bella gets pregnant
4. Jacob is pissed off
5. Jacob starts to cry

There you go folks, i already told you too much. But if you are a Twilight fan, i know you already read the books. So what is Breaking Dawn Part 1? Its......almost like reading Blondinbella´s blog, its completely useless. I can understand why teen girls love this, theres so much romance and love, that in the audience i can see girls smiling like its their own wedding. What i am about to say now will make Twilight fans want to kick me in the nuts. Breaking Dawn Part 1 is awful. Where do i start? The main characters Edward and Jacob arent very interesting, the storyline is terrible, and the action scenes ( the few you get to see ) are so boring, scratching my nuts is more fun. When Taylor Lautner gets pissed off in a scene against the wolf clan, 3 words come to my mind:

That was gay

Ok, its not the worst vampire movie ive seen, there may be some worse, but still.....My advice, rent one of the Blade movies again instead. They have alot more to offer than Taylor Lautner without his shirt on.

Rating: D