Shark Night 3D

Lets think for a second. What is the perfect summer movie? We need a list:

# Hot college girls
# Body parts flying off
# A script written in 15 minutes
# A cast no one heard of
# A soundtrack filled with party songs

Ok, now we have the perfect movie, or do we? Shark Night 3D is one of the latest shark movies, released in 3D ( wow...im suprised ).  With the combination, a college party movie with sharks, you know what you are served. On paper it sounds like the next Lorenzo Lamas production, but is it really that bad?

Tulane University in Lousiana. 7 college students take a holiday trip to Lake Pontchartrain, just to party, have fun and live their lives at a summer house. Everything is going great, until one of the students Malik ( Sinqua Walls ) is attacked by a shark, and lost his arm. His friends try and get help, but the shark attacks their boat, wich crashes into a harbour. Trapped out on an island, they try to plan a way out.

Shark Night 3D is not the worst movie ever. There´s actually a few funny scenes, like when the redneck boys turn up and try to start a fight. I was kind of hoping for a banjo duel and the classic line :- Squeal like a pig boy ;). But all together, this is just another typical college movie, made for that type of audience. So if you´re around 18 and you jump easily out of the cinema seat, this is perfect for you. I prefer something more tasty, like Braindead. If you´re gonna make body parts flying off, might as well go over the top and make it nastier than ever.

Rating: DD