Texas Chainsaw 3D

For some people, they love going to picnics, zipping on a glass champagne, and dancing in a field of flowers. I on the other hand, enjoy watching body parts fly off, the bigger weapons or the bigger blades, the more happy i am. Does this mean i should be locked up ? Yes, most people would think so. But i look at it in a different perspective, this means i am not boring. When it comes to classic horror movies, i hope you have seen the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 1974 by now, if you have not, then you are the ones who need therapy, not me. This is a movie you need to see before you die if you love movies. Why ? Because you don´t need a reason, just see it. Then we had some remakes, or...sequels as they are called. The 2003 version was actually pretty good, the other ones....well, i think we might have different opinions about them. Texas Chainsaw 3D is supposed to continue after the original movie, is this actually a good sequel, or not even worth your time at all ?

Mayor Burt Hartman ( Paul Rae ), and the people of Newt burn down the house of the Sawyer family. The people of Newt hope that the butcher and murderer Jedidiah "Jed" Sawyer (Dan Yeager ), known as Leatherface, is now dead. But an infant, Edith Sawyer, is found by one of the townsmen. Gavin Miller (David Born ) adopts Edith with his wife Arlene (Sue Rock ). A decade later a girl named Heather Miller ( Alexandra Daddario ) , finds out she was adopted, and her real name is Edith Sawyer. Heather is contacted that her grandmother, Verna Carlson ( Marilyn Burns ), and left Heather everything, including her mansion. Heather decide to travel down to Newt, to find out more about her family, and see the house she is now the owner of. But beneath the walls lies a truth, that no one was supposed to find out.

The title may say Texas Chainsaw, but honestly, this is not a real Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yes, Leatherface is here, and thankfully, he is the only reason i can put up with this. The scenes where he cuts up teens in different ways, is the only positive thing about this sequel. The story is not really worth to be a sequel, it is too simple and does not follow the legend very good at all. So, i suggest you check out the original, or the 2003 remake. Texas Chainsaw 3D is one of the worst sequels so far of this genre, not a disaster all the way, but still, not worth your money, unless you really love Leatherface.

Rating: DD