tisdag 30 december 2014

And The Two Worst Films Of 2014 Is. ......

Bad movies are released constantly,  every year. We cant escape them,  we cant burn every copy with a fuel tank, even if we want to. I can name a lot of films that are so bad,  my testicles explodes if i watch them again. So another year have passed us by, and it is time to name the worst movie of the year 2014.

The problem is,  there are 2 this time that are both so awful,  i barely survived just by watching their trailers.  

So here we go, the worst 2 films of 2014 are.........

Medecinen 

Every time Colin Nutley release a new film,  i want to take him to court.  This guy is fucking insane making another shit film,  and still 500.000 swedish people go and see his films. Sweden, stop supporting this guy,  send him back to England,  and Helena Bergström,  stop crying every 5 minutes, im so fucking tired of your awful acting. 

Left Behind 

I respect Nicolas Cage, especially for his brilliant perfomance in Joe.  But with Left Behind he really hit the bottom of the floor.  Left Behind is a bible drama with nothing to say,  with acting so bad i want to punch them all in their faces.  I have no idea why anyone would want to make a film as bad as Left Behind,  they did do it anyway.  I hope christians will start riots in the streets, protesting that Left Behind was released. We dont need bible films like these ones being made.

There you go,  2 worst films of 2014.  So why did i not make a list of the top 5 worst films?  Simply because just talking about these 2 titles made me sick. On new years eve I am writing about the movie year of 2014,  what were the highlights and what dissapointed me.

Cheers from Daniel - Swedens Oldest Virgin 

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