Melania

Biographical documentary films can be quite interesting, especially if the film tell a fascinating story regarding a unique personallity or a historical event. I have seen sever documentary films ( including TV mini series as well ) which tells the story of someone fascinatuing. One of my personal favourite documentary films so far is the 2005 film known as Grizzly Man. If you have never heard of this documentary film, let me tell you some details. This is the story of conservationist, bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell, he lived among coastal brown bears in Alaska. Grizzly Man have a lot of footage of his life here in Alaska, which also became his downfall because he was eaten alive with his girlfriend by a bear. Very tragic ending, but the documentary film by director Werner Herzog is very well made, and put together in a brilliant way with some fascinating interviews as well, from people who knew Timothy. We get to find out why he was so fascinated in bears, and his personal struggle with mental health along his journey. I highly recommend that you to watch this documentary film, no matter if you can watch it on streaming or physical media. Everyone who knows me in my personal life knows how i feel about Donald Trump as a person. I think hes an ego tripped asshole basically and that is my opinion. Never liked him and i never will for a number of reasons. You can tell he is a con man selling signed bibles, selling golden shoes, digital trading cards where he is supposed to look like a superhero when he in fact looks more like a Big Mac in real life ( i do as well, i know im big dude ). Last year i heard there was a domentary film coming out about Donald´s wife Melania Trump. I can´t say i was that excited, but i will admit the trailer looked so terrible that i at least had some fun with it. The film turned out to be a massive box office flop, no matter what MAGA supporters say. The budget was around 40 million U.S. dollars and it only made about 16 million U.S. dollars in ticket sales. Plus all the millions they spent promoting this film as well that Amazon Prime paid? Anyway, i took some time to check this film out when it landed on the streamin service Amazon Prime. Is this the best documentary film of this year or is Melania a distsarer from start to finish?

Follow First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump on a journey in her life, not only what she does at the White House, but all the journeys she makes to make a difference. Melania tell the story of how Melania Trump makes an impact wherever she goes, no matter what her next mission is.

I can basically watch all kinds of documentary films as long as they have something interesting to say, or if the story is fascinating for a number of reasons. I wanted to give this documentary film a fair chance, just in case i might enjoy it more than i expected. I am going to be fully honest and say, this is perhaps the most polished, dull documentary film i have ever seen. I simply don´t care about all the luxuary shoes First Lady Melania Trump wear, what special designed dresses she wears, i don´t care what flights she went on all over the world. I want some scandals, i want something that´s actually interesting. Why would i care about a plastic product documentary film, made to make Melania Trump look like the most perfect woman ever in American history? It is almost like the Trump administration have been sitting in the editing room, trying to polish every piece to make Melania look so perfect it´s almost ridiculous. They could have spent 9000 U.S. dollars on a documentary film about me and it would still be more interesting, more fascinating than this dull plastic product. I don´t have any personal issues with Melania, if she is happy living life that´s great. This documentary film however does not make me more interested in her ( personal life ) at all. So many things just feel so polished to make her life look so perfect, im almost beginning to wonder if this was supposed to be a satire from the early stages of the script. Why not tell the story about the real Melania instead? Ok, one small positive detail, she seems very passionate about helping children all over the world, so that´s good.  Her orange husband shows up of course in certain scenes in the film and my first two questions would be:- Hey Donnie, did you miss a spot with the orange mascara? Why did you sleep during Melania´s mother´s funeral? Director Brett Ratner ( who seems to be in the Epstein files, surprised anyone? ) have made a documentary film that´s so polished that it looks fake. That alone is pretty impressive, but still doesn´t make this a good film. I don´t know about you but i would rather watch Season Of The Witch with Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman instead. At least that film is entertaining to watch compared to Melania.

Rating: D