lördag 8 augusti 2015

Sharknado 3 : Oh Hell No!

I love quality films, especially if they are made by the legendary company The Asylum. They mix every single thing they can, from horror, sci fi, action and comedy, with actors that was big in the 80´s or 90's. Some people call their films shit, i say that they make much better films than Satan himself, known as Colin Nutley. A couple of years ago i was hearing the internet people go insane over a film called Sharknado. Since 3 million swedes loved this film, i had to see it. And you know what?  This film changed my life, i finally found paradise, just imagine the concept of sharks in tornados?  It is a brilliant idea, and the film was a success.  When it was time for an sequel,  i knew that it could only be awsome. I actually supported the film on Indegogo and got a blu ray before the official release date. Sharknado 2 - The Second One had more action, more cameos than the first film and was a hell of a lot of fun. Just seeing sharks being cut up by chainsaw,  swords,  baseball bat and 8 other weapons was just lovely. So here we are with another sequel,  with more cameos and one of the best movie titles of 2015. Since i love the previous films, is Sharknado 3 as good as we hoped it would be, or is the franchise becoming worse? 

Fin ( Ian Ziering ) and April ( Tara Reid ) are having a baby soon. Fin is in Washington to receive an award from the President Marcus Robbins ( Mark Cuban ). A sharknado storm goes in over Washington and destroy The White House and many more buildings. Fin manage to escape as the sharknado finally ends. April ( Tara Reid ) is at Universal Orlando with her daughter Claudia  ( Ryan Newman ) and her mother May  ( Bo Derek ). When a sharknado strikes the fun park, April survive the attack. Fin is on the way to Florida, as he encounter another sharknado storm,  but is saved by Nova ( Cassie Scerbo ) and Lucas  ( Frankie Muniz ). They have weapons to defend themselves until they find a safe location. They meet up April in Florida,  as Fin plans to get help from his father Gilbert Grayson Shepherd ( David Hasselhoff ) , a former NASA Colonel. The plan is to stop the worst Sharknado from space. 

Holy mother of armpits in Mars!!!!!!

Sharknado 3 is such a wonderful film, i falled in love instantly. We get insane action scenes, more sharks than ever and we even have David Hasselhoff in space,  what more can you ask for ? We got cameos from the Jedward twins, Lou Ferringo,  Lorenzo Lamas,  Jerry Springer, Frankie Muniz, Penn and Teller and many more. The main characters played by Ian Ziering and Tara Reid are back, both are kicking ass as always. If you did see Sharknado 2,  you might remember that her hand was bitten off?  Now she have a chainsaw hand. What a wonderful detail, because nothing is sexier than a woman with a chainsaw. Fin does what he does best, killing sharks in every possible way,  anywhere,  even flying sharks in space.  Director Anthony C. Ferrante have directed all the Sharknado films so far,  and he proves that he knows exactly what he is doing.  He mixes all the crazy ingredients that a film like this needs,  and also make fun of classic tv film and movie actors. David Hasselhoff is the best cameo here and Frankie Muniz also manage to do a fun cameo. Sharknado 3 is this summers best movie,  and you should buy your own copy when it comes out on dvd or blu ray.  Sharknado makes you feel good, Sharknado makes our lives better.  I think there should be an official Sharknado day worldwide, so the whole world can dress up like their favourite characters or dress in shark outfits.  

Sharknado 3 is the only thing you need this summer, and a lot of Ron De Jeremy Rum of course, this combination is the true way to heaven. 

Rating: DDDD 

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